#!/usr/bin/env bash # Spam a variety of notifications for visual testing. # Usage: ./test-notifs.sh [delay_ms] (default 400ms between each) DELAY=${1:-0.4} n() { notify-send "$@" sleep "$DELAY" } # --- Short --- n -a "MiniTrue" "Thoughtcrime detected" "Facial expression logged" n -a "Telescreen" "Mandatory viewing" "Hate Week starts in 2 minutes" n -a "Ration Portal" "Chocolate ration increased" "From 30g to 25g" # --- Longer body --- n -a "Ministry of Truth" "History correction complete" \ "All records referencing Oceania's prior alliance with Eurasia have been updated. The past has always been as it is now. No further action required." n -a "Thoughtpolice" "Citizen Report #4471-B" \ "Your neighbor in flat 7C was observed purchasing two (2) oranges despite the citrus allocation freeze. A correction officer has been dispatched. Thank you for your continued vigilance. Big Brother is grateful." # --- Urgent --- n -a "Ministry of Peace" -u critical "War update" "Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia" n -a "Thoughtpolice" -u critical "Doubleplusgood alert" "Unauthorized smile detected in Sector 7. Report to Room 101 immediately." n -a "Telescreen" -u critical "Two Minutes Hate" "Beginning NOW. Participation is mandatory." # --- Low urgency --- n -a "Ministry of Plenty" -u low "Production surplus" "Boot production up 1700% (unverified)" n -a "Social Credit Bureau" -u low "Score updated" "+2 for attending voluntary rally" # --- With actions --- n -a "Ministry of Love" "Wellness check scheduled" "A correction session has been booked for you on Thursday." \ --action="confirm=Confirm attendance" --action="reschedule=Reschedule (not recommended)" n -a "Thoughtpolice" "Confession form ready" "Pre-filled for your convenience. Please review and sign." \ --action="sign=Sign" --action="amend=Request amendment (flagged)" n -a "Newspeak Dictionary" "Update available" "438 words have been deprecated. Vocabulary reduced by 12%." \ --action="install=Install now" --action="later=Later (doubleplusungood)" # --- Same app cluster (grouping test) --- n -a "Telescreen" "Reminder" "Smile" n -a "Telescreen" "Reminder" "Smile more" n -a "Telescreen" "Reminder" "You are being watched" n -a "Telescreen" "Reminder" "Big Brother loves you" n -a "Telescreen" "Alert" "Unauthorized frown detected in flat 4B. Logging." # --- Another cluster --- n -a "Ministry of Truth" "Rectification complete" "The predicted wheat yield for Q3 has been updated to match actual output." n -a "Ministry of Truth" "Rectification complete" "Comrade Ogilvy added to historical record. Always existed." n -a "Ministry of Truth" "Rectification complete" "All references to Comrade Withers purged. Never existed." # --- Mixed urgency same app --- n -a "Social Credit Bureau" -u low "Daily report" "Compliance score: 94.7 — satisfactory" n -a "Social Credit Bureau" -u critical "Score threshold breach" "Score dropped below 80. Travel privileges suspended pending review." # --- No body --- n -a "Thoughtpolice" "We see you." # --- No icon app --- n -a "Inner Party Bulletin" "For your eyes only" "Proles remain pacified. Gin ration maintained." # --- Long app name --- n -a "Ministry of Peace Department of Voluntary Warfare Coordination" "New assignment" "Report to the front. It is an honor." echo "done — $(date)"