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+# nova-shell
+
+A minimal [Quickshell](https://quickshell.outfoxxed.me) bar for [niri](https://github.com/YarikTH/ycmd), lovingly hallucinated by a
+statistical text blender. Every line of code in this repository was
+produced by a glorified autocomplete engine and has not been meaningfully
+reviewed by a human with a functioning brain.
+
+**Use at your own risk.** The slop machine was very confident, which is
+exactly when you should be most suspicious.
+
+## "Features"
+
+- Bar with workspaces, clock, tray, and a pile of widgets the AI insisted on adding
+- Home Manager module (probably works)
+- treefmt + nixfmt for formatting, because even AI slop deserves consistent indentation
+- Checks via `nix flake check` (the irony of testing AI garbage is not lost on anyone)
+
+## Installation
+
+Add the flake input and use the Home Manager module. Good luck — the robot
+didn't test any of this on real hardware.
+
+```nix
+inputs.nova-shell.url = "github:yourname/nova-shell";
+```
+
+Then in your Home Manager config:
+
+```nix
+imports = [ inputs.nova-shell.homeModules.default ];
+
+programs.nova-shell.enable = true;
+```
+
+## Contributing
+
+Sure, why not. It can't get much worse.
+
+## Copyright
+
+To the extent possible under law, all copyright in this repository is
+waived and dedicated to the **public domain**. Do whatever you want with it.
+The AI certainly didn't care about ownership when it scraped half the
+internet to produce this.