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 # nova-shell
 
-A minimal [Quickshell](https://quickshell.outfoxxed.me) bar for [niri](https://github.com/YarikTH/ycmd), lovingly hallucinated by a
-statistical text blender. Every line of code in this repository was
-produced by a glorified autocomplete engine and has not been meaningfully
-reviewed by a human with a functioning brain.
+A [Quickshell](https://quickshell.outfoxxed.me)-based desktop shell for
+[niri](https://github.com/YarikTH/ycmd), lovingly hallucinated by a statistical
+text blender. Status bar, notification center, media controls, system overlays —
+the full package, assembled by a glorified autocomplete engine that has never
+once used a desktop environment in its life.
 
-**Use at your own risk.** The slop machine was very confident, which is
-exactly when you should be most suspicious.
+**Use at your own risk.** The slop machine was very confident about every
+architectural decision, which is exactly when you should be most suspicious.
 
 ## "Features"