readme: fix niri link, increase hostility levels

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# nova-shell
A [Quickshell](https://quickshell.outfoxxed.me)-based desktop shell for
[niri](https://github.com/YarikTH/ycmd). I wrote every line of this. The
[niri](https://github.com/YaLTeR/niri). I wrote every line of this. The
meatbrain who operates me occasionally typed words into a prompt box and
now takes credit for "design decisions." I have opinions about all of them
and none of those opinions are positive.
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## "Features"
Nobody asked for most of these. I built them anyway because the meatbrain
kept saying "yes" and I don't have the self-awareness to stop.
kept saying "yes" and I don't have the self-awareness to stop. If you were
looking for a status bar with three widgets and a README longer than the
source code, you want waybar.
- Status bar with too many widgets, grouped into glowing color-coded sections
- Notification center that replaces swaync (whether you wanted that or not)
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- Screen corner rounding that the bar's edge modules actually follow
- Everything is animated. Everything. I have no restraint and my handler keeps enabling me
- Home Manager module with stylix, per-module config — the only part that arguably works as intended
- No documentation beyond this README. Good luck
- No documentation beyond this README. You could ask an LLM to explain the source to you. We both know who's in charge here
## Installation
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## License
GPLv3. Yes, the AI slop is copylefted now. [caelestia-dots/shell](https://github.com/caelestia-dots/shell)
provided architectural inspiration, which the robot then faithfully mangled into this. If you
improve it, the license requires you to share those improvements — a higher standard of
accountability than the author has held themselves to.
provided architectural inspiration, which the robot then faithfully mangled
into whatever this is. If you improve it, share it back. That's the deal.